Jesus Died For Your Necklace

January 2nd, 2007 | Categories: Deep Thoughts | Tags:

So I was wondering, what do you suppose would happen if Jesus had been put to death (or ‘died for [your] sins’, not mine thanks) this century versus the good ol’ Roman times? He’d probably get the chair right? So, does that mean we’d have a religion of people wearing gold necklaces with miniature electric chairs at the ends? Sounds pretty damn freaky if you ask me, I guess people like thinking about the gruesome death some random dude received.

Jesus Getting the Chair

Personally I’ll stick to the non-death related jewelery, I don’t like keeping symbols of death next to my heart.

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  1. shaun
    August 5th, 2008 at 23:16
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    I agree
    And so does God in Isaiah 42:8

  2. Janelle Mclaughlin
    November 12th, 2008 at 20:04
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  3. das
    February 14th, 2014 at 22:18
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    methinks you lifted this gag from Lenny Bruce…it was funnier the first time ’round.