Pat Robertson: God Told Me I’m a Piece of Shit
Associated Press Writes Today:
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) — Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
“The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
I guess god forgot to tell you what a piece of shit you are for lying and stealing from gullible fools who buy into your racist trash. Instead of telling others that they deserve to be assassinated, you should take a gun, shove it down your throat and fire off a few rounds. You’re a joke and no one wants to be associated with you, you delusional trashcan.
More:
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.
In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.
Lawmakers confirmed Bush’s 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president’s Social Security initiative was stalled.
“I have a relatively good track record,” he said. “Sometimes I miss.”
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
Jan 04, 2007 @ 03:37:48
If i had his money and a dedicated team, i could easily come up with mundane and vague predictions like that. In fact, I will make a prediction right now! Um.. let’s see Pat Robertson will be shot in the head in the soon future. i like your site, keep up the good work.
Jan 24, 2007 @ 16:19:37
hilarious title, shame you cant spell ‘piece’
Jan 29, 2007 @ 13:47:31
Lookit that, I did make a typo. :P
Mar 03, 2007 @ 19:34:12
Pat Robertson is nothing if not full of love and compassion. Say what you will, he is a good man. Could it be you hate those who make you look inward at yourselves, at your own life choices? God loves you just the way your are – yes, absouletly. He also loves Pat Robertson, just he way he is. He also loves Osam BL, even though he breaks His heart.
Sep 30, 2011 @ 21:47:14
roseanne, you are a delusional low IQ piece of shit, now go get a gun and shove it in your twat and blast away and bleed to death
Feb 10, 2012 @ 15:34:22
Roseanne,
Are you high on crack? Pat Robertson is a piece of lying shit and his investments in precious stone mines in West Africa have warlords who practice genocide protecting them. He is arrogant, and evil. It’s tards like you who give this fool money because apparently, it’s what he says and not what he does. I agree with doggybob. Go blow it out your ignorant twat and bleed to death. The world needs less fools like you.
Mar 18, 2007 @ 00:27:40
Indeed This is what a ” Peice of Shit” looks like !
Nov 22, 2007 @ 17:29:27
Jesus is the one and true Master of the Universe. Together with Orco and Duncan he fights the evil Skeletor. Also, just in case anybody was wondering Jesus does have a penis (I know some were confused on this issue), although it never becomes erect. No matter how oiled up he gets. If in doubt refer to the novel “Turkish Meat”. ‘Nuff said.
“I’m a high holy hairy christian and I live for vengeance!”
Nov 22, 2007 @ 21:07:46
Hahaha, good stuff.
Aug 07, 2008 @ 17:14:45
Te rohadt mocskos zsidó…!
Aug 31, 2009 @ 10:38:54
Pat Roberson really is a piece of shit, he has a love for violence and calls Islam and Hinduism “Satanic” and I heard he criticized a school board for teaching evolution in school
I just hope this inbred prick gets banned from entering the UK, just like that bloke Fred Phelps and his cronies from the WBC
I don’t want him or his piece of shit followers in my country
Jan 14, 2010 @ 13:26:46
Darn, I was hoping you’d take him. I don’t want him here.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 00:26:09
wattever u guys say and u do …God is watching you. even if u guys talk wrong about Him
He will not hate u but only b hurt.. u dont understand this….u dont blive this..some people may b using Gods name for their own benefit mayb Pat Robertson too, but can any one tell me what puts life into a foetus in a mothers womb? can u tell me where the space ends? can u tell me how much more can u break atom??food for thought..
Jan 15, 2010 @ 07:45:57
MAYBE Pat Robertson uses god? What a joke. Robertson is a grade A piece of shit.
Jan 18, 2010 @ 07:30:44
“food for thought…”
What does this mean? That because we don’t have some of the answers (we continue to search for), that automatically means God did it?
Your comment is so frustrating.
May 18, 2010 @ 13:20:33
I like how sometimes the christians will tell us that their god is going to kill us, and others say he is going to be insulted and cry in a corner.
Nov 08, 2010 @ 16:32:29
I like how you can manage to hit the shift key to show that when you say “He,” you are talking about God, but you can’t manage to type a few extra letters for the words that really matter.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 14:49:50
I absolutely hate this guy! He is such a fucking hypocrite…anyone who actually believes what this dickcheese says is a MORON! For those of you who like him just because he calls himself a “Christian” you need to re-read the bible and then make your decision about him….or just follow common sense and hate him as I do.
Jan 15, 2010 @ 19:25:32
I can’t stand these fanatical pieces of shit who lie to people.
May 18, 2010 @ 11:12:54
Just another fear mongering bigot. but we need these types to know
what is immoral and wrong with the human race. It says in the bible
to judge not lest ye be judged, but influential people like Robertson
slander non-Christians constantly and create a climate of hate and
intolerance. Organized religion inevitably twists the minds of those
who claim to be righteous. One word: Hubris.
May 28, 2010 @ 18:10:19
pat robertson is a piece of shit and you know it
May 29, 2010 @ 12:20:33
god told me to tell you to meet me at my place tonight at 6:oo…..
Aug 12, 2010 @ 02:36:48
I predict it will rain later this year! I am god’s divine holy prophet! Bow down and WORSHIP ME!
Dec 23, 2010 @ 19:40:36
Robertson is unscriptural, evil; a false teacher. He may be an evangelical; but he is not a Christian. His delusions may qualify him for institutionalization. He does great harm to the cause of Christ, as some of these blogs indicate. I apologize for him, and ask you to consider that mental illness is a factor here. Sane persons cannot think and speak as does he.
Dec 24, 2010 @ 12:42:20
Sane persons cannot believe in imaginary gods.
Dec 24, 2010 @ 14:25:24
Arkansas Avenue Church of Christ is unscriptural, evil; all false teachers. They may be evangelicals; but they are not Christians. Their delusions may qualify them for institutionalization. They do great harm to the cause of Christ, as some of these blogs indicate. I apologize for them, and ask you to consider that mental illness is a factor here. Sane persons cannot think and speak as do they.
http://WWW.ATRUECHURCH.INFO
Jun 29, 2011 @ 19:45:10
Id I had one ounce of your hate (owner of website and article writer) I could form a religion as strong as Islam and conquer the world. Only an OUNCE of your hate is all it would take. When one takes up a cause of hate, you are doing 10,000 times worse in one day than Pat Robertson could do in a lifetime. Why don’t you take a cause like shooting dogs and cats, you know, your neighbors, families and other pets… in cold blood. Or maybe go hate Islam who kills Americans and other civilians EVERY SINGLE DAY SOMEWHERE! Come on, take up a real cause. Robertson has most likely helped more people in 30 seconds than you and everyone you know will help in your lifetimes. No doubt.
Jun 29, 2011 @ 19:56:23
Shove it up your ass.
You’re apologizing for someone who fleeces people out of money by telling lies. He’s a con man. Fuck Pat Robertson and fuck you.
Jun 29, 2011 @ 23:41:38
Trolls are not meant to be fed.
Jun 29, 2011 @ 19:45:41
“If I had” I am sure there are more typos…
Jul 12, 2011 @ 14:40:11
ISIAIh 41 BRING forth your IDOLS did they PREACH to you see they can’t speak they can’t DO ANYTHING all they do is cause confusion. spalms 115 and spalms 135 thier IDOLS are FALSE cant speak can’t hear cant smell and those that make them shall become like them. Jeremiah 10 they nail their IDOL down like a scarecrow it can’t move can’…t speak can’t move must be carried these are nothing but the WORK of CON men.john 10 jesus christ sais his sheep hear his voice and another voice thy will not follow and if another person tries to preach to them they WILL FLEE from him. jeremiah 5 the priests bear rule on their own authority what will you do when your judged my word is not inside them. Now here is the kicker john 5 son of man voice goes back in time mathew 16 jesus christ claims to be the son of man.1 cor2 mind of CHRIST preached internally and john 16 sais the spirit of truth comes in the future. Ezekiel 13 lying prophets of ISRAEL my word is not inside them saying god sais god sais god sais wrote hoping mankind would CONFIRM their WORDS. all of this is EASILY verifiable.