Pat Robertson: God Told Me I’m a Piece of Shit
Associated Press Writes Today:
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) — Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
“The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
I guess god forgot to tell you what a piece of shit you are for lying and stealing from gullible fools who buy into your racist trash. Instead of telling others that they deserve to be assassinated, you should take a gun, shove it down your throat and fire off a few rounds. You’re a joke and no one wants to be associated with you, you delusional trashcan.
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.
In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.
Lawmakers confirmed Bush’s 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president’s Social Security initiative was stalled.
“I have a relatively good track record,” he said. “Sometimes I miss.”
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
If i had his money and a dedicated team, i could easily come up with mundane and vague predictions like that. In fact, I will make a prediction right now! Um.. let’s see Pat Robertson will be shot in the head in the soon future. i like your site, keep up the good work.
hilarious title, shame you cant spell ‘piece’
Lookit that, I did make a typo. :P
Pat Robertson is nothing if not full of love and compassion. Say what you will, he is a good man. Could it be you hate those who make you look inward at yourselves, at your own life choices? God loves you just the way your are – yes, absouletly. He also loves Pat Robertson, just he way he is. He also loves Osam BL, even though he breaks His heart.
Indeed This is what a ” Peice of Shit” looks like !
Jesus is the one and true Master of the Universe. Together with Orco and Duncan he fights the evil Skeletor. Also, just in case anybody was wondering Jesus does have a penis (I know some were confused on this issue), although it never becomes erect. No matter how oiled up he gets. If in doubt refer to the novel “Turkish Meat”. ‘Nuff said.
“I’m a high holy hairy christian and I live for vengeance!”
Hahaha, good stuff.
Te rohadt mocskos zsidÃ³…!
Pat Roberson really is a piece of shit, he has a love for violence and calls Islam and Hinduism “Satanic” and I heard he criticized a school board for teaching evolution in school
I just hope this inbred prick gets banned from entering the UK, just like that bloke Fred Phelps and his cronies from the WBC
I don’t want him or his piece of shit followers in my country
Darn, I was hoping you’d take him. I don’t want him here.
wattever u guys say and u do …God is watching you. even if u guys talk wrong about Him
He will not hate u but only b hurt.. u dont understand this….u dont blive this..some people may b using Gods name for their own benefit mayb Pat Robertson too, but can any one tell me what puts life into a foetus in a mothers womb? can u tell me where the space ends? can u tell me how much more can u break atom??food for thought..
MAYBE Pat Robertson uses god? What a joke. Robertson is a grade A piece of shit.
“food for thought…”
What does this mean? That because we don’t have some of the answers (we continue to search for), that automatically means God did it?
Your comment is so frustrating.
I like how sometimes the christians will tell us that their god is going to kill us, and others say he is going to be insulted and cry in a corner.
I like how you can manage to hit the shift key to show that when you say “He,” you are talking about God, but you can’t manage to type a few extra letters for the words that really matter.
I absolutely hate this guy! He is such a fucking hypocrite…anyone who actually believes what this dickcheese says is a MORON! For those of you who like him just because he calls himself a “Christian” you need to re-read the bible and then make your decision about him….or just follow common sense and hate him as I do.
I can’t stand these fanatical pieces of shit who lie to people.
Just another fear mongering bigot. but we need these types to know
what is immoral and wrong with the human race. It says in the bible
to judge not lest ye be judged, but influential people like Robertson
slander non-Christians constantly and create a climate of hate and
intolerance. Organized religion inevitably twists the minds of those
who claim to be righteous. One word: Hubris.
pat robertson is a piece of shit and you know it
god told me to tell you to meet me at my place tonight at 6:oo…..
I predict it will rain later this year! I am god’s divine holy prophet! Bow down and WORSHIP ME!
Robertson is unscriptural, evil; a false teacher. He may be an evangelical; but he is not a Christian. His delusions may qualify him for institutionalization. He does great harm to the cause of Christ, as some of these blogs indicate. I apologize for him, and ask you to consider that mental illness is a factor here. Sane persons cannot think and speak as does he.
Sane persons cannot believe in imaginary gods.
Arkansas Avenue Church of Christ is unscriptural, evil; all false teachers. They may be evangelicals; but they are not Christians. Their delusions may qualify them for institutionalization. They do great harm to the cause of Christ, as some of these blogs indicate. I apologize for them, and ask you to consider that mental illness is a factor here. Sane persons cannot think and speak as do they.