Woman Blames Devil After Husband Burns Daughter in Microwave
It’s ok honey, the Devil made you put our baby in the microwave, I forgive you.
Man, imagine the things you could get away with if your wife buys the old “the devil made me do it” routine..
http://www.newsique.com/us/woman_blames_devil_after_husband/
A woman blames the devil and not her husband for severely burning their infant daughter after the 2-month-old was put in a microwave, a Houston television station reported.
Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua’s efforts to become a preacher.
“Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat,” Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.
A Galveston County grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed his daughter in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.
The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.
Eva Marie Mauldin, the girl’s 20-year-old mother, told the television station that her husband is “not the monster people are making him out to be.”
“That was not my husband; my husband is a wonderful father,” she said. “Satan was working through his weaknesses.”
Eva Maudlin described those weaknesses as an undisclosed mental disability, and that her efforts to get help for him have failed.
Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. The family had arrived in Galveston the day before.
Aug 11, 2007 @ 17:29:57
This is insanity.
Aug 14, 2007 @ 23:12:20
this…….is……SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 21, 2007 @ 14:24:21
Well Satan never made me put anyone in a microwave…guess I’m not a threat. Of course there’s also the fact that King ‘W’ doesn’t fit in a microwave…
Nov 27, 2009 @ 22:41:37
I can assure you it had nothing to do with me. God did it.
Apr 07, 2011 @ 21:54:44
Christianity serves as an essential scapegoat for all your troubles.
Kill a secular humanist, be forgiven as his victim burns in hell for not believing in an imaginary friend.
Makes sense.
Apr 08, 2011 @ 07:14:46
Notice how Christianity allows you to NOT take personal responsibility for your actions.
This is scary if you consider the scope of all of this.
As long as you are “saved” or have taken Jesus into your heart, you can be forgiven for any actions that you take and claim that you were “tempted” externally.
This theological “wrinkle” creates a kind of loophole that allows pastors to preach a hard line to the congregation in the morning, then hook up with a male prostitute in a flea-bag motel or masturbate at a playground later that afternoon. Then, do it all again the next day.
This “revolving forgiveness” has been ingrained for centuries.
Look at what Martin Luther once said:
“God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously…. Do not for a moment imagine that this life is the abiding place of justice; sin must be committed.”