Vatican official: Let’s Have Gay Sex – But I’m Not Gay..
 Nothing like being a self righteous asshat that tells others that being gay is wrong, then turning around and having gay sex.. or at least, pulling a Larry Craig. But don’t worry, when you get caught asking for gay sex, just deny being gay!
Vatican Official Insists He’s Not Gay
VATICAN CITY (AP) — A Vatican official suspended after being caught on hidden camera making advances to a young man says he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work.
In an interview published Sunday, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico told La Repubblica daily he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about “those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity.”
Vatican teaching holds that gays and lesbians should be treated with compassion and dignity but that homosexual acts are “intrinsically disordered.”
The Vatican said Saturday it was suspending Stenico after he was secretly filmed making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful during a television program on gay priests broadcast Oct. 1 on La7, a private Italian television network.
While Stenico’s face was blurred in the footage, church officials recognized his Vatican office in the background and suspended him pending a church investigation.
There have long been allegations that there are gays in the Roman Catholic priesthood, but the Stenico case is unusual because he is a relatively high-ranking Vatican official. He heads an office in the Vatican’s Congregation for Clergy — the main office overseeing all the world’s priests.
The case comes at a particularly sensitive time, just two years after the Vatican issued tough new guidelines effectively barring gays from the priesthood — seen in large part as a response to complaints about a “gay subculture” in U.S. seminaries.
Monday October 15th, 2007 @ 2:41pm
Funny, I just wrote a comedy bit on this subject: http://www.humblenarrator.com/2007/10/15/vatican-official-hired-over-sex-scandal/. I find it absolutely hilarious that 90% of the time the VATICAN (the freaking Vatican) is in the news, it’s sex related. What is up with those guys? If this proves anything, it’s that you can’t withhold your sexual urges, no matter how pious you are. Just let it out, and stop this judgment and ludicrous lying! Alright, that’s all I got
Friday October 19th, 2007 @ 1:52pm
I like to explain it to Christians like this; If God doesn’t want you to have sex, then why does he make you feel horny? Just to be an asshole? And that makes them pause. usually. Or they turn away, and mumble. Or they get extremely offended by my blasphemy. Whee.