OH, one more thing- God hates faggots. And even though they are his chosen people- God hates Jews. Anyone who doesn’t believe in God will burn forever in a lake of fire with the worst pain ever past any understanding of man… But don’t forget he loves you! ;)
Can’t they pray to God to reveal the location of the missing mower and go fetch it? Or, better, given that Americans don’t walk too far, gas being so cheap and all, since their God is omnipotent and omniscient, pray for the aforesaid mower to materialise next to the font during the congregation?
Surely if the God of Abraham is all powerful and all seeing, this rather invalidates the “bigger fish to fry~” argument. Better still, why not pray to God so that the grass evolves into a self mowing variety, after all, if you are an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent deity, who is compassionate, such things would go a great way to reduce stress in America. Go God, yeah!
@michael j dixon : Let’s see… Your comment was in all lowercase. You misused a comma.You used a sentence fragment…. Um. About those grammar lessons. No thanks.
James Smith João Pessoa, Brazil Apr 17, 2010 @ 10:25:25
Even with the bad grammar, the sign shows a total lack of confidence in their “faith”. That’s not too surprising, really. I’ve never met a theist that wasn’t a hypocrite, too.
May 22, 2008 @ 23:54:23
No, actually….he won’t.
Thanks for teh mower. lulz.
May 23, 2008 @ 04:22:17
grass still looks short though, can I sell them a grammar lesson?
May 23, 2008 @ 05:15:23
I AM A VENGEFUL GOD. Those OTHER gods are wuses.
G
May 23, 2008 @ 05:20:18
God will get everythings. But the mover still has a new home.
May 23, 2008 @ 05:20:38
Sell me a grammar lesson too!!!11 ;P
May 23, 2008 @ 05:44:41
I like how they used M’s turnd upside down instead of proper W’s in “Who” and “Mower”. ^_^
May 23, 2008 @ 06:06:15
Nooo!
Not your mower god!
May 23, 2008 @ 07:06:17
I think they mean The Lawnmower Man will get them … I AM GOD HERE!
May 23, 2008 @ 09:10:15
If God is on their side, why do they need a mower in the first place? Just ask God to help out with the grass.
All your mower belong to us!
May 23, 2008 @ 09:58:13
Bahahaha. gOD WILL SMITE THE ONE WHO NABBED THEIR LAWNMOWER!
Yeah, right. What god?
May 23, 2008 @ 10:54:08
How many Hail Marys is a lawn mower worth?
May 23, 2008 @ 11:37:44
I didn’t read the first line, and I think its better that way.
OUR MOWER GOD WILL GET YOU.
May 23, 2008 @ 14:05:00
To whoever wrote that sign: the grammar police will get you.
May 25, 2008 @ 14:04:09
God can’t help with the lawn because HE IS NOT REAL!!!
May 25, 2008 @ 14:06:27
OH, one more thing- God hates faggots. And even though they are his chosen people- God hates Jews. Anyone who doesn’t believe in God will burn forever in a lake of fire with the worst pain ever past any understanding of man… But don’t forget he loves you! ;)
Jul 28, 2008 @ 16:16:28
Photoshopped.
Aug 01, 2008 @ 23:03:57
God’s only goal in life is to GET YEW.
-Al Gore.
;]
Aug 28, 2008 @ 20:59:17
Maybe they werent being completely serious?
Im an atheist and ive met some funny christians who would do this type of shit.
Nov 01, 2008 @ 17:29:23
God shouldnt need a mower
Feb 16, 2009 @ 19:08:30
God is real but i think he has bigger fish to fry.
Feb 19, 2009 @ 11:53:53
Can’t they pray to God to reveal the location of the missing mower and go fetch it? Or, better, given that Americans don’t walk too far, gas being so cheap and all, since their God is omnipotent and omniscient, pray for the aforesaid mower to materialise next to the font during the congregation?
Surely if the God of Abraham is all powerful and all seeing, this rather invalidates the “bigger fish to fry~” argument. Better still, why not pray to God so that the grass evolves into a self mowing variety, after all, if you are an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent deity, who is compassionate, such things would go a great way to reduce stress in America. Go God, yeah!
May 29, 2009 @ 22:26:54
@michael j dixon : Let’s see… Your comment was in all lowercase. You misused a comma.You used a sentence fragment…. Um. About those grammar lessons. No thanks.
Jun 28, 2009 @ 03:20:51
They should just returneth the mower.
Jan 23, 2010 @ 23:16:52
My favorite sign I ever saw is, “Anger is one letter away from danger”!!!!
Apr 17, 2010 @ 10:25:25
Even with the bad grammar, the sign shows a total lack of confidence in their “faith”. That’s not too surprising, really. I’ve never met a theist that wasn’t a hypocrite, too.
Jun 15, 2010 @ 13:43:53
ALL YOUR MOWERS ARE BELONG TO US
Jul 31, 2011 @ 18:20:51
i prayed and prayed for mower but never got 1, so i stole it and asked him to forgive me. its cool now
Sep 24, 2014 @ 20:40:23
constantly i used to read smaller posts that as well clear their motive, and that is also happening
with this article which I am reading now.