No, actually….he won’t.

Thanks for teh mower. lulz.

grass still looks short though, can I sell them a grammar lesson?

I AM A VENGEFUL GOD. Those OTHER gods are wuses.
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God will get everythings. But the mover still has a new home.

Sell me a grammar lesson too!!!11 ;P

I like how they used M’s turnd upside down instead of proper W’s in “Who” and “Mower”. ^_^

Nooo!
Not your mower god!

I think they mean The Lawnmower Man will get them … I AM GOD HERE!

If God is on their side, why do they need a mower in the first place? Just ask God to help out with the grass.

All your mower belong to us!

Bahahaha. gOD WILL SMITE THE ONE WHO NABBED THEIR LAWNMOWER!

Yeah, right. What god?

How many Hail Marys is a lawn mower worth?

I didn’t read the first line, and I think its better that way.

OUR MOWER GOD WILL GET YOU.

To whoever wrote that sign: the grammar police will get you.

God can’t help with the lawn because HE IS NOT REAL!!!

OH, one more thing- God hates faggots. And even though they are his chosen people- God hates Jews. Anyone who doesn’t believe in God will burn forever in a lake of fire with the worst pain ever past any understanding of man… But don’t forget he loves you! ;)

Photoshopped.

God’s only goal in life is to GET YEW.

-Al Gore.

;]

Maybe they werent being completely serious?

Im an atheist and ive met some funny christians who would do this type of shit.

God shouldnt need a mower

God is real but i think he has bigger fish to fry.

Can’t they pray to God to reveal the location of the missing mower and go fetch it? Or, better, given that Americans don’t walk too far, gas being so cheap and all, since their God is omnipotent and omniscient, pray for the aforesaid mower to materialise next to the font during the congregation?
Surely if the God of Abraham is all powerful and all seeing, this rather invalidates the “bigger fish to fry~” argument. Better still, why not pray to God so that the grass evolves into a self mowing variety, after all, if you are an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent deity, who is compassionate, such things would go a great way to reduce stress in America. Go God, yeah!

@michael j dixon : Let’s see… Your comment was in all lowercase. You misused a comma.You used a sentence fragment…. Um. About those grammar lessons. No thanks.

They should just returneth the mower.

My favorite sign I ever saw is, “Anger is one letter away from danger”!!!!

Even with the bad grammar, the sign shows a total lack of confidence in their “faith”. That’s not too surprising, really. I’ve never met a theist that wasn’t a hypocrite, too.

ALL YOUR MOWERS ARE BELONG TO US