How To Infuriate Someone

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How To Make A Christian Mad

  1. don
    November 5th, 2009 at 14:59
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    How about next time someone draws a picture of Mohammed and makes fun of him? I am sure that more people would be angry–ah Islam, the “religion of peace!”

  2. Pedobear
    November 5th, 2009 at 16:12
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    I shall Don, I shall

  3. Leah
    November 5th, 2009 at 16:19
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    And the t stands for “Time to leave.” (OK, I got that from South Park).

  4. Dan
    November 5th, 2009 at 17:27
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    It was a defeat for freedom when newspapers shunned printing images of Muhammad after the violence that broke out.

    That situation is pure horse sh*t.

    George Bush was a defeat for freedom.

    But things are said to be changing?

    We all suck.

    Me, I suck. My comment, well it sucks too.
    All your comments they suck balls,
    the next comment….

    Blows.

    You know.

    The one below mocking mine…

  5. observer
    November 5th, 2009 at 18:41
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    So what penalty is there for trolling a troll? or trolling a trolling troll? or trolling a trolling trolling troll? These comments fail so hard. :face palm:

  6. fatboy
    November 5th, 2009 at 19:12
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    fuck u and u annnnnnd u!

  7. Xireph
    November 5th, 2009 at 20:58
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    Jesus loves you all even though you take his name in vain. However, he’s a little pissed off at you for eating the last slice of pizza. But I forgive you. Nothing could diminish my love for you, unless you also took the last coke. Then I will terminate with extreme prejudice.

  8. Bella
    November 5th, 2009 at 21:56
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    lmao @ Ian. True that… I’m not Italian, but Bella is an Italian name, no? Tia was rude for making fun of the artwork – why should she be defended when someone is rude to her? You reap what you sow, people. And, come on, it’s a comic, not life or death. Laugh or stumble on. *wonders if Tia has lop-sided boobs and might be a lil offended by the similarity*

  9. David
    November 5th, 2009 at 22:41
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    In comment #4: @Jacob
    Jacob wrote:
    “Pardon me for being judgmental but going by you’re name…”
    You fucking retard. Did you not learn what contractions are in 3rd grade? Here’s what your sentence says: Pardon me for being judgmental but going by you are name…

    Fuckstain.

  10. Ian
    November 5th, 2009 at 22:44

    I’m starting to think that Stumblers are a very angry bunch..

    • Sarah coco
      December 10th, 2009 at 16:44

      HAHAH! AND MILDLY retarded too:)

  11. Lol
    November 5th, 2009 at 22:52

    The faggotry in here is palpable

    Funny comic, saw it a long time ago though

  12. lugh
    November 5th, 2009 at 23:22

    The cartoon was hilarious. The people commenting are infuriating

  13. No Titles
    November 5th, 2009 at 23:40

    You should have drawn her shitting all over the christian, id pay to see that, if she is hispanic she probably has a cousin named juan who’ll kick your faggot ass for arguing on the internet.

  14. tia’s hispanic cousin juan!
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:10

    ¡Si! ¡Señior “No Title” es correcto! ¡I’m going to kick jour asses mheng!

  15. rusty
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:13

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
    that is funny…

  16. Losers
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:16

    Bunch of losers

  17. Tia Jacobs
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:19

    these comments are funnier than the joke itself.

  18. nikoftime
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:19

    So.. Tia and Eric. You guys are probably the same guy or are married. If the latter, Eric, please note, its okay if someone makes fun of your Catholic Wife.
    The jokes nice.
    Amy-Lou’s version is nice too.. :)
    weird boobs !

  19. lmao in AR
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:38

    wow. great comments!

  20. Barak O’Bottom
    November 6th, 2009 at 00:45

    Let’s remember… all you losers on the internets…. will get second rate mental health care (after a long wait) when my public option is passed this weekend.

    BWAHHH, HAH, HAH!

    That’s the Joke. You all lose. I call you all the “losernets.”

    PS The “t” stands for my “thinkadinks.” All idiots love them. That’s why they voted for me. Now you all get to live with my “thinkadinks.” Thanks, Rev Wright. Thanks, Nancy Pellosi. You both have very little, pretty thinkadinks.

    BWAHHH, HAH, HAH!

  21. watdahfeck
    November 6th, 2009 at 01:02

    quadruple anal fisting made me fart wet bloody shit

  22. H2K
    November 6th, 2009 at 01:06

    It’s a picture expressing the view of the artist. There will be criticism and there will be appreciation as well for neutral. What is wrong with a little Internet debate? People online are no different then people offline, just like text messaging really. I believe as long as the critics apply well manner and legit arguments to whatever it is being debated then the intellectual converse can continue freely and open. Maybe people call names to that in which they lack the knowledge of and out of comprehending such things their only means to converse among others is attacking, like a scared animal unaware of an humans intentions by sudden movement. To cast out a debate by saying it is nothing more than an online debate is singling your mind out from the open. We can learn much from one another if we choose to see each others opinions as equaled to our own. If you argue make sure you comprehend what you argue against. The picture represents how to enrage another person by a simple statement or question. For example, the Christian shouldn’t have taken offense because offense is a sign of pride and pride is coherently a sin; That is a contradiction on herself and the religion she supports and is suppose to present professionally towards others. All I am saying is do what makes you happy but your actions will only evoke that in which in the manner of what is where only attract that of.

    I liked the photo and it’s meaning. Thank you for posting it.

  23. Petal Ed
    November 6th, 2009 at 05:30

    I just asked my local vicar that. He just smiled and called me a f*ckwit

  24. Uh….
    November 6th, 2009 at 05:39

    :O at the comment above me.

    Just, :O.

    I admire your determination to stand up against StumbleRage….

    ….But I don’t think anyone who made it to the bottom of the comments is in a serious-enough mood to read that. There is enough in that unbroken paragraph to publish a thin novel!

  25. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 06:02

    A very thin novel indeed.

  26. berz
    November 6th, 2009 at 06:39

    A novella perhaps :D…one reason i love the Internet..good job Ian (the blue?)

  27. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 06:51

    I agree @berz, a novella would be more appropriate. I would question how exciting that novella would be, because although @H2K makes some excellent and valid points, all good novella’s require at least 3 of the following:

    An android
    A disenfranchised Law Enforcement Officer
    A lost dog
    A mysterious letter/telegram, or finally,
    A child genius.

    That should just about cover it i think…

  28. Cas
    November 6th, 2009 at 07:37

    oh lighten up.
    it’s funny.

  29. Stupid_dream
    November 6th, 2009 at 08:23

    When you see a page you dont like, just crack on with the stumbling.

  30. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 08:30

    I get someone else to check the page first (usually Keith in printing) and then decide whether or not to look based on his recommendations.

  31. bob
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:11

    GO TOM!

  32. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:17

    I agree with Bob. But not Tom.

  33. tia wins
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:24

    I think that Tia wins for the best way To Infuriate Someone

  34. my name here
    November 6th, 2009 at 10:52

    maybe we are all a little bit restarted. it is possible that restarting will allow us to step back and see this joke from a new perspective that sees more humor and less infuriation.

  35. Satan
    November 6th, 2009 at 11:46

    Just goes to prove that ignorant people like Tia get more exposure than the original creator.

  36. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 11:58

    I wondered when you would turn up @satan, if that really is you…

  37. Eat This
    November 6th, 2009 at 12:34

    maybe you all need to grow up a little o wait a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. fermin
    November 6th, 2009 at 12:45

    hi… stumbler here. im from panama city, panama. central america. sterotypes are comon and i dont blame any1, for example most “amerifags” dont even know where Panama is…
    every country from mexico to nicaragua, is nothing more than a jungle filled with ppl not very much literate. costa rica have dinasaurs, colombia is where drug and coffee comes from, venezuela has a dude causing trouble, brazil is where soccer, hot womans and transexuals are (sometimes the last 2 get confused), and from there down.. you get 3 places that are the same (ecuador, peru and bolivia, filled with indian native ppl) and then other 4 places that are the same too (chile, argentina, uruguay and paraguay, filled with white ppl)..
    thats how it is. its called stereotypes.. why ppl hate mexicans? cuz they are dumb.. not all of them… but thats why its called a stereotype and not generalizing.
    the joke was fine, i dont care about the boobs.. its a comic not an anatomic correct picture for science.
    just stay cool and click stumble again…
    *Stumbles away*
    PS: i know 2 Ians, one is chinesse, the other is white.. kinda like italian or something..

  39. Serioulsy?
    November 6th, 2009 at 12:49

    @Lol…the fagotry? Is that much like pageantry? We had a fagot pageant and called it a drag show. Anyway, I’m not sure what that has to do with satan showing up or blowing sh*t to kingdom come with FTL particles slamming into one another…covered in liquid nitrogen in a filing cabinet…in tia’s office….with a ‘T’ on my neck with crooked boobs…but this was much more fun than the comic itself.

  40. Paul
    November 6th, 2009 at 13:03

    This is HILARIOUS.

  41. Your a homo
    November 6th, 2009 at 13:05

    Geoffrey is a faggot

  42. stu
    November 6th, 2009 at 13:41

    well done ryan blessed, your comments are the only reason i scrolled down through all these stupid ramblings about a mildly funny topic

    if only more people didnt take shit on the internet so seriously… :P

  43. Pajero Tim
    November 6th, 2009 at 13:58

    I know a greyhound called Tia and I know a woman with similar breasts, called Caroline, though we call her “Wonky Tits”.

    Does this help?

  44. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 14:01

    It certainly does @Pajero Tim. I also know a woman with similar breasts to Catherines’, although i don’t know her well enough to know here name. Yet.

  45. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 14:05

    Sorry, Carolines’

  46. H2K
    November 6th, 2009 at 14:25

    “Satan wrote:

    Just goes to prove that ignorant people like Tia get more exposure than the original creator.

    Link | November 6th, 2009 at 11:46am”

    I agree… I write something of some intelligence on#122 and yet Tia takes the award just like the MTV awards. They always pick the least talented. Anyhow all comments were interesting, I rather enjoyed the irony from the original purpose of the artist to the comments going with the tittle.

  47. ryan blessed
    November 6th, 2009 at 14:40

    That’s absolutely correct @H2K. There was definitely some intelligence involved in #122, though how much is difficult to quantify.

    On a related matter, i hav’n't yet seen the MTV awards you mention, so i can’t comment on Tia’s success there. Perhaps you you could post me a video of it? Or a flick-book.

  48. Walda
    November 6th, 2009 at 16:45

    So where’s waldo?? I can’t find him

  49. H2K
    November 6th, 2009 at 19:31

    Here is a link to start off on Ryan Blessed, “http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=MTV+awards+2009&search_type=&aq=f”

  50. eas-g
    November 6th, 2009 at 19:50

    you guys are fucken crazy i hit stumble and look what i find..

  51. Erin
    November 6th, 2009 at 20:26

    I am the 151st comment.

  52. Pange
    November 6th, 2009 at 20:49

    Oh dear, not sure EVERYONE will love this! CP: http://theimaginaryzebra.blogspot.com/2009/11/sorry-thanks-road-rage-reduction.html

    A

  53. Pange
    November 6th, 2009 at 20:54

    CP nevermind…http://www.doobybrain.com/2008/06/06/wiispray-the-spray-paint-can-for-the-wii/comment-page-1/

  54. ryan blessed
    November 7th, 2009 at 03:00

    Thanks H2K, that was very helpful. I must admit to not seeing Tia, Bob, Tom, Caroline on the videos. I didn’t see Satan either, but i did see Twilight getting five awards, so that was close enough.

  55. HONZ
    November 7th, 2009 at 12:04

    Totally shopped in my opinion.

  56. Texas Takeover
    November 7th, 2009 at 13:32

    I Lol’d

  57. triptrip
    November 7th, 2009 at 14:18

    ha ha ha, The cartoon did exactly as it said, It got a bunch of people pissed off for nothing, ha ha ha.

  58. H2K
    November 7th, 2009 at 16:58

    To Ryan,
    I was using Tia’s statement with a metaphor towards the MTV awards. Sorry you missed that point of my example. I’ll be sure to re-word my statement more adequately for you to comprehend, kind of like the Mc Donald’s “caution very hot” symbol on a hot coffee.

  59. SelfSuff
    November 7th, 2009 at 18:58

    @tia, maybe her breasts are lopsided because she’s a breast cancer survivor, ever think of that, damn you’re so insensitive, you should be ashamed of yourself. as for the comic its funny as hell, can’t believe i never thought of that before

  60. ryan blessed
    November 7th, 2009 at 19:25

    Thanks H2K for the clarification. Just one point, I’ve heard of MC Hammer(i have his album), but who is this MC Donald you speak of?

  61. Xireph
    November 7th, 2009 at 21:08

    Really? My comment didn’t get noticed? Damn! Where are some righteous Christians when you need them. By the way, can you guess my age from my comic? Bonus points if you can guess my favorite flavor of ice cream (it’s not chocolate).

  62. H2K
    November 7th, 2009 at 21:51

    To Ryan,
    The Mc Donald’s I refer about is not a who but a what. What? Being a place… I would go to Google and input the name I referred too. Mc Donald’s is a well known establishment all around the world, surprise i am that you haven’t heard of this establishment. I wont assume anything though because I don’t know who you are and you could possibly unaware of the world around you.
    Anyways, it was no trouble in helping you out Ryan. I look forward from hearing from you again.

    Your online acquaintance,
    H2K-

    To Ian @ #110: You quote, “I’m starting to think that Stumblers are a very angry bunch..”
    I think so or they can over look the opinions of others and not their own. Maybe they just over looked the simplicity of your art work and made it more complicated then need be. I am not sure but I for one rather enjoyed the art as well for the joke.

    To Xireph @ #107: I quote, “Jesus loves you all even though you take his name in vain. However, he’s a little pissed off at you for eating the last slice of pizza. But I forgive you. Nothing could diminish my love for you, unless you also took the last coke. Then I will terminate with extreme prejudice.”
    At least some Christians don’t take offense, that would be a sign of pride and therefore a sin. Then being offended toward someone who in your eyes needs saved or the love of Jesus would make a contradiction in what Christianity is all about. So I must for one commend you on your non-hypocritical statement and being loose. I wont steal your last coke by the way because I am a Pepsi kind of guy. Laughing out loud!

    (Also if you missed my comment it is #122)

  63. H2K
    November 7th, 2009 at 22:05

    I wanted to also note before criticism came my way that I am aware of the spelling errors in my first paragraph to Ryan.
    “surprise i am that you haven’t heard of this establishment.” (The i should have been capitalized.)
    “you could possibly unaware of the world around you.” (After the word “possibly,” I should have entered the word “be.”)

  64. TwiztidShet
    November 8th, 2009 at 04:21

    As always, the comments come thick(physically&Mentally) and fast.. Good work bte (Y)

    Stumbles..

  65. me not you
    November 8th, 2009 at 04:37

    i laughed most at #83 Ian the Red…which had nothing to do with comic…thanks for the giggle.

  66. Brimen
    November 8th, 2009 at 20:05

    stumble why do you bring me here?

  67. RegrettablyLost
    November 8th, 2009 at 22:55

    You tell ‘em, Tom.

  68. Anwen
    November 9th, 2009 at 03:34

    *Facepalm* It’s sounding more and more like Idiocracy is a prophecy rather than just a movie.

  69. Edward
    November 9th, 2009 at 04:58

    The futility of this argument is OVER 9000.
    BTW, Tia is a troll.
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trolling

  70. Ian2
    November 9th, 2009 at 11:46

    My name is Ian also, I happen to be christian and I think this is great and funny.

  71. Stef
    November 10th, 2009 at 12:13

    Well, I really DID try this, but didn’t get the hilarious results I was hoping for. Instead I had to sit for a good half an hour while the lady told me about Jesus! There are SOOOO many more interesting things I’d like to spend half an hour learning about.

  72. Ian
    November 10th, 2009 at 12:17

    I guess this only works on non-oblivious people who know sarcasm when they see it..

    Then again, if they’re religious, it seems likely they’ll be oblivious..

  73. Kiliokal
    November 13th, 2009 at 03:08

    Oh stumbleupon, how you amaze me…

  74. atheistlibertariancriminalasshole
    November 13th, 2009 at 12:55

    my g-friend’s name is cynthia [that's greek btw] and her family calls her ‘tia’. but i suppose it could also be short for lucretia [latin].

  75. monkeyvomit
    November 13th, 2009 at 19:11

    ha ha, so simple but yet so funny

  76. habouta
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:24

    HE COud HAVE ALSO TUTCHED HER BOOB I GTHOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE a jOKE ABOUT HER BOOB BECAUSE OF THE SECOND PANEL IT ALMOST FALLS OUT OF THE SECOND PANEL LINES AND IF HE HAd TUTCHED IT IT WOULD HAEV INFURIATED HER

  77. franko
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:30

    thanks, this was better than a soap.

  78. TIAisgay
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:31

    y’all entertained me for about 3 minutes.

  79. Fran
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:32

    the t stands for tia?

  80. Nikk
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:51

    I love it! I’ll try it on everyone I know.

    For the ladies:
    “So what’s the T stand for? Tits? Well, obviously not…”

    For the dudes:

    “What’s the T stand for? Tool?”

  81. mark fontaine
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:56

    i like to write things

  82. mark fontaine
    November 13th, 2009 at 21:58

    uncle chainsaw

  83. You.
    November 13th, 2009 at 22:07

    Niggars. All of you.

    P.S.

    Jesus is pissed.

  84. mytiaeatstacos
    November 13th, 2009 at 22:12

    lopsided boobs ROCK!!

  85. LOL
    November 13th, 2009 at 22:43

    TRRRRROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!111!1!! LOLOLOLOL

    p.s. i think i’m doing it wrong. LOL

  86. lane
    November 13th, 2009 at 23:06

    my first response was an out loud laugh! so was my second!

  87. sneaky pissfart
    November 13th, 2009 at 23:56

    the joke fuckin sucked comma however comma the rest of the shit with the 3 Ians and everything is chromed out 1100. GO STUMBOW! ITZYA BERFDAY!

  88. Joe
    November 14th, 2009 at 00:05

    “tia wrote: i thought this was retarted and i didn’t get it at all. . btw her boobs are lop-sided. learn how to draw better, loser.”

    Tia is a moron. Who let her near the Internet. Really? Who? We discussed this. Until she gets her third grade education, she’s not allowed to try to think.

    God Bless America. It needs it.

  89. Berndog
    November 14th, 2009 at 01:02

    I’m so proud of you guys – all those comments and nobody said it was Photoshopped. I love the Internet and all it’s suprises!

  90. LOUD NOISES
    November 14th, 2009 at 01:40

    I just want to point out that everyone is talking about a very boring comic. While I do always enjoy a good jab at religion, this was not that funny. I find it funny that both the religious and non-religious got so infuriated about this really lame joke. get a life all of you. PS, I am much better than all of you and that is why I felt it necessary to post about how you are all lame for posting. PPS LOUD NOISES…. Marry was a slut and Atheists are all sheep.

  91. Ian
    November 14th, 2009 at 01:42

    Atheists are all sheep.

    Uhh.. sure.

  92. Julia
    November 14th, 2009 at 03:13

    haha thank you Eric you said exactly what i was thinking… as for the drawing, its kinda dumb.

  93. Poe
    November 14th, 2009 at 03:29

    How to infuriate someone:
    Post a religious and/or political satire on the internet.

  94. ruchi
    November 14th, 2009 at 04:07

    i guess more than the drawing the comments are funny and entertaining keep it up folks!!

  95. Randalf Hitlikov
    November 14th, 2009 at 05:35

    What’s wrong with lopsided tits… its everymans dream to have a churchie with lopsided boobs

  96. T
    November 14th, 2009 at 20:47

    This reminds me of my favorite quote:

    Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win you are STILL retarded

  97. C
    November 15th, 2009 at 18:57

    Know what is funny?… the cross is not really “Christian” at all. It is the first letter of the name of the god Tammuz, and it was a phallic symbol for fertility worship long before Christ. …….So its accurate, but not funny

  98. a_Christian
    November 15th, 2009 at 22:47

    Actually, this wouldn’t infuriate me at all. It would actually probably excite me, because it would be an opportunity to share the Gospel! If you ask the question, be prepared for the answer ;)

  99. Rich Trembly
    November 15th, 2009 at 23:15

    It’s too bad the athieist can’t “see” God in all life’s complicated forms. You can’t have such design by accident. It takes a designer. It can’t be explained by evolution. What’s your take on that, if I may ask?

    Also ask yourself how a person can do countless miracles, rise from the dead, on rising be seen by hundreds, and not have something going for him besides this mortal shell. Can you give me a sound reply and not the usual “He wasn’t dead” stuff?

  100. Ian
    November 15th, 2009 at 23:30

    It’s too bad the athieist can’t “see” God in all life’s complicated forms. You can’t have such design by accident. It takes a designer. It can’t be explained by evolution. What’s your take on that, if I may ask?

    There are mountains of evidence to support the idea that evolution is true, there is none to support the claim of a creator, you simply choose to ignore the facts because you’d rather hear what you want to hear.

    Also ask yourself how a person can do countless miracles, rise from the dead, on rising be seen by hundreds, and not have something going for him besides this mortal shell. Can you give me a sound reply and not the usual “He wasn’t dead” stuff?

    Sure; none of that actually happened. Jesus was not the son of god, nor did he come back from the dead. He also never performed any miracles.

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