Batman The Almighty Creator
I was recently shown a delightful comic strip (but incorrect) from a site called i AnswersInGenesis.
I like where they’re going with this comic, however I have one big problem, they seem to think Nature is proof that god exists; what they don’t understand is this is dead wrong. Batman created the universe, not god.
Now I know what you’re saying, “that’s silly” and “don’t be stupid, we all know god created the universe and everything in it”. You’d be wrong though. It’s really quite simple, Batman is the creator of the universe, and I have unwavering faith in this fact.
Allow me to explain. A few weeks ago, while taking a quick trip to the little boys room at my local Denny’s I noticed there, scrawled on the wall of the stall were the words “Batman is the almighty creator of the universe”. As I read those words, Batman came to me in a vision and told me “It’s true, I am the one true and almighty creator of the universe and everything in it”.
With those words, I was converted. Never again would I waste my time with the Torah, the Bible, Koran or any book by Bill O’Reilly. Some people like to cite the bible as the being the word of the almighty creator, but I think it’s safe to say that the sacred bathroom stall scrawls are really the true word of the creator. Batman is afterall, a silent guardian, watching, waiting and protecting us all from evil in the night, right? It only makes sense that he is god.
Batman is watching over you as we speaks, and he loves you.. as long as you’re not gay, Batman hates gays and abortions. Vote republican!
Oct 21, 2008 @ 05:52:46
That is silly. Obviously it was the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He just wrote that on the wall to test you. Come on, you can do it, you can pass!!
Oct 23, 2008 @ 18:36:43
I thought it was Dr. X and Wolverine…
Oct 26, 2008 @ 01:22:24
WRONG!!! BATMAN!
Feb 21, 2009 @ 14:51:17
Although I appreciate the role of the atheist community in the contemporary world, I would humbly suggest not making analogies that are patently absurd.
The flying spaghetti monster, the teapot revolving around the sun, pink unicorns, fairies etc. These only alienate you from believers and do not carry much philosophical weight either.
Feb 10, 2010 @ 02:15:39
Really? Coz they all sound the same to me.