God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
~ Jurassic Park
I feel that i should add that it has been recently discovered that there was a bit of misinterpretation in the beginning of the bible. Turns out that what we thought said “In the beginning god created blah blah blah.” when it actually means “In the beginning God SEPARATED blah blah blah.”
“You may remember the story of how the devil and a friend of his were walking down the street, when they saw ahead of them a man stoop down and pick up something from the ground, look at it, and put it away in his pocket. The friend said to the devil, ‘What did that man pick up?’ ‘He picked up a piece of the truth,’ said the devil. ‘That is a very bad business for you, then,’ said his friend. ‘Oh, not at all,’ the devil replied, ‘I am going to help him organize it.’
this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. and i’d like to take a minute just sit right there i’ll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air…
Oct 01, 2009 @ 06:42:54
No. Man created God. Many of them, I might add.
Nov 04, 2009 @ 22:13:00
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
~ Jurassic Park
Nov 04, 2009 @ 22:18:46
Poop, Pee, piss, crap.
Nov 04, 2009 @ 22:20:48
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
Nov 04, 2009 @ 22:20:49
In response to Dan A:
Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
— A Poem in free verse by George Carlin
Nov 05, 2009 @ 14:45:09
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOG!!!
Feb 16, 2010 @ 03:15:52
its our problem freeeeeeeeeee
Feb 22, 2011 @ 20:12:03
PHILOSOPHYYYYY
Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:43:23
I’m a sensitive soul,
though I seem thick skinned…
Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:56:17
What’s with the Lion King quotes?
Feb 22, 2011 @ 20:12:55
Hakuna matata man.
Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:03:36
Are ya aching??
For Some Bacon???
I’m a big pig, you can be a big pig too, oy!
Nov 05, 2009 @ 17:54:23
The truly religious man does not embrace a religion; and he who embraces one has no religion.
Nov 05, 2009 @ 17:59:21
I feel that i should add that it has been recently discovered that there was a bit of misinterpretation in the beginning of the bible. Turns out that what we thought said “In the beginning god created blah blah blah.” when it actually means “In the beginning God SEPARATED blah blah blah.”
Jul 18, 2010 @ 17:52:56
Did you just make that up or were you actually taking that from somewhere?
Nov 05, 2009 @ 18:06:28
Next…
Nov 05, 2009 @ 19:34:46
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal.
Nov 05, 2009 @ 20:35:35
He could clear the savanna after every meal.
Nov 05, 2009 @ 20:54:38
I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned,
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
Nov 05, 2009 @ 21:05:45
And, oh, the shame
Nov 05, 2009 @ 21:43:07
Thought of Changing my name!
Nov 05, 2009 @ 21:55:59
And I got downhearted…
Nov 05, 2009 @ 22:03:41
Every time that I…
Nov 05, 2009 @ 22:05:14
Fart?
You guys know there’s a forum for this kinda stuff, right?
Nov 05, 2009 @ 22:06:12
Ian, not in front of the kids!
Nov 09, 2009 @ 19:24:20
Oh. Sorry….
Dec 08, 2009 @ 23:19:55
Hakkunah Mattatta…
Jan 27, 2010 @ 18:47:00
What a wonderful phraaase…
Jan 31, 2010 @ 13:46:10
Hakkunah Mattatta…
Feb 03, 2010 @ 14:03:53
Ain’t no passing craze!
Feb 04, 2010 @ 09:08:22
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
Mar 15, 2010 @ 01:51:40
It’s our problem freee, philosophyyyyyy…..
Mar 17, 2010 @ 02:01:48
Hakkunah Mattatta…
Mar 19, 2010 @ 13:06:03
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you.
Mar 21, 2010 @ 02:38:02
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
Mar 27, 2010 @ 20:28:37
Krishamurti’s story:
“You may remember the story of how the devil and a friend of his were walking down the street, when they saw ahead of them a man stoop down and pick up something from the ground, look at it, and put it away in his pocket. The friend said to the devil, ‘What did that man pick up?’ ‘He picked up a piece of the truth,’ said the devil. ‘That is a very bad business for you, then,’ said his friend. ‘Oh, not at all,’ the devil replied, ‘I am going to help him organize it.’
May 09, 2010 @ 08:32:54
hehe we should go around fb doing stuff like this and then upload them all over the web.
Jun 27, 2010 @ 23:49:17
What? i say what? what what in the butt? you want what in the butt ?
Oct 18, 2010 @ 23:42:19
this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. and i’d like to take a minute just sit right there i’ll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel-air…