Seems Cruel

September 30th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , , ,


  1. Vestax
    October 1st, 2009 at 06:42
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    No. Man created God. Many of them, I might add.

  2. Jenn
    November 4th, 2009 at 22:13
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    God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
    ~ Jurassic Park

  3. dan a
    November 4th, 2009 at 22:18
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    Poop, Pee, piss, crap.

  4. bored
    November 4th, 2009 at 22:20
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  5. Nikk
    November 4th, 2009 at 22:20
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    In response to Dan A:

    – A Poem in free verse by George Carlin

  6. matt
    November 5th, 2009 at 14:45
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    • monkeyspoon
      February 16th, 2010 at 03:15
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      its our problem freeeeeeeeeee

  7. Jessi
    November 5th, 2009 at 15:43
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    I’m a sensitive soul,
    though I seem thick skinned…

  8. Mark
    November 5th, 2009 at 15:56
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    What’s with the Lion King quotes?

  9. Mufasa
    November 5th, 2009 at 16:03

    Are ya aching??
    For Some Bacon???
    I’m a big pig, you can be a big pig too, oy!

  10. Joey
    November 5th, 2009 at 17:54

    The truly religious man does not embrace a religion; and he who embraces one has no religion.

  11. Jordan
    November 5th, 2009 at 17:59

    I feel that i should add that it has been recently discovered that there was a bit of misinterpretation in the beginning of the bible. Turns out that what we thought said “In the beginning god created blah blah blah.” when it actually means “In the beginning God SEPARATED blah blah blah.”

  12. Eduardo
    November 5th, 2009 at 18:06


  13. Boof
    November 5th, 2009 at 19:34

    He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal.

  14. Jesus
    November 5th, 2009 at 20:35

    He could clear the savanna after every meal.

  15. Rudy Guy
    November 5th, 2009 at 20:54

    I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned,
    And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

  16. Oscar
    November 5th, 2009 at 21:05

    And, oh, the shame

  17. Pook
    November 5th, 2009 at 21:43

    Thought of Changing my name!

  18. Shade
    November 5th, 2009 at 21:55

    And I got downhearted…

  19. Sam
    November 5th, 2009 at 22:03

    Every time that I…

  20. Ian
    November 5th, 2009 at 22:05


    You guys know there’s a forum for this kinda stuff, right?

  21. Sam
    November 5th, 2009 at 22:06

    Ian, not in front of the kids!

  22. Ian
    November 9th, 2009 at 19:24

    Oh. Sorry….

  23. The Other Ian
    December 8th, 2009 at 23:19

    Hakkunah Mattatta…

  24. The Other Other Ian
    January 27th, 2010 at 18:47

    What a wonderful phraaase…

      January 31st, 2010 at 13:46

      Hakkunah Mattatta…

  25. nietzschesaurus
    February 3rd, 2010 at 14:03

    Ain’t no passing craze!

  26. Pine
    February 4th, 2010 at 09:08

    It means no worries, for the rest of your days!

  27. Rock_Strongo
    March 15th, 2010 at 01:51

    It’s our problem freee, philosophyyyyyy…..

  28. March 17th, 2010 at 02:01

    Hakkunah Mattatta…

  29. Jilfred
    March 19th, 2010 at 13:06

    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you.

  30. Seaking
    March 21st, 2010 at 02:38

    looked at my kingdom i was finally there
    to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

  31. Ted Daniels
    March 27th, 2010 at 20:28

    Krishamurti’s story:

    “You may remember the story of how the devil and a friend of his were walking down the street, when they saw ahead of them a man stoop down and pick up something from the ground, look at it, and put it away in his pocket. The friend said to the devil, ‘What did that man pick up?’ ‘He picked up a piece of the truth,’ said the devil. ‘That is a very bad business for you, then,’ said his friend. ‘Oh, not at all,’ the devil replied, ‘I am going to help him organize it.’

  32. Neutral Views
    May 9th, 2010 at 08:32

    hehe we should go around fb doing stuff like this and then upload them all over the web.