God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
~ Jurassic Park
I feel that i should add that it has been recently discovered that there was a bit of misinterpretation in the beginning of the bible. Turns out that what we thought said “In the beginning god created blah blah blah.” when it actually means “In the beginning God SEPARATED blah blah blah.”
“You may remember the story of how the devil and a friend of his were walking down the street, when they saw ahead of them a man stoop down and pick up something from the ground, look at it, and put it away in his pocket. The friend said to the devil, ‘What did that man pick up?’ ‘He picked up a piece of the truth,’ said the devil. ‘That is a very bad business for you, then,’ said his friend. ‘Oh, not at all,’ the devil replied, ‘I am going to help him organize it.’
No. Man created God. Many of them, I might add.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
~ Jurassic Park
Poop, Pee, piss, crap.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
In response to Dan A:
Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
– A Poem in free verse by George Carlin
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOG!!!
its our problem freeeeeeeeeee
I’m a sensitive soul,
though I seem thick skinned…
What’s with the Lion King quotes?
Are ya aching??
For Some Bacon???
I’m a big pig, you can be a big pig too, oy!
The truly religious man does not embrace a religion; and he who embraces one has no religion.
I feel that i should add that it has been recently discovered that there was a bit of misinterpretation in the beginning of the bible. Turns out that what we thought said “In the beginning god created blah blah blah.” when it actually means “In the beginning God SEPARATED blah blah blah.”
Next…
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal.
He could clear the savanna after every meal.
I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned,
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And, oh, the shame
Thought of Changing my name!
And I got downhearted…
Every time that I…
Fart?
You guys know there’s a forum for this kinda stuff, right?
Ian, not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry….
Hakkunah Mattatta…
What a wonderful phraaase…
Hakkunah Mattatta…
Ain’t no passing craze!
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
It’s our problem freee, philosophyyyyyy…..
Hakkunah Mattatta…
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you.
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
Krishamurti’s story:
“You may remember the story of how the devil and a friend of his were walking down the street, when they saw ahead of them a man stoop down and pick up something from the ground, look at it, and put it away in his pocket. The friend said to the devil, ‘What did that man pick up?’ ‘He picked up a piece of the truth,’ said the devil. ‘That is a very bad business for you, then,’ said his friend. ‘Oh, not at all,’ the devil replied, ‘I am going to help him organize it.’
hehe we should go around fb doing stuff like this and then upload them all over the web.