God Cow Born With Cross on Forehead
Jesus has come back! In cow form!! Everyone, praise our lord and cow-savior!
‘Holy cow’ born with cross on forehead
Moses, who has been hailed as a “holy cow”, was born last week at a dairy farm in Sterling, Connecticut, a small rustic town on the Rhode Island border.
The mostly brown calf is half Jersey, half Holstein. Local children gave him his Biblical name.
His owner, Brad Davis, told WFSB-TV he thought the marking may be a message from above, though he is still trying to worl out what that message might be.
Ric Grummer, the chairman of the University of Wisconsin-Madison Department of Dairy Science, told the Norwich Bulletin newspaper it is not unusual for a Holstein cow to have a white marking on its head.
But Mr Grummer said the cross shape is unique.
Dec 11, 2009 @ 04:26:11
I’d worship it if it had horns and was born a goat instead.
Dec 11, 2009 @ 04:27:55
The Hindus must really be pissed off right about now, seeing that the only True religion out there has always been Christianity. Thank you, Jebus Brist! RAmen Hellelujah!
Dec 23, 2009 @ 03:17:15
this is about as close to a “Holy Miracle” as those oil slicks that people say are the Virgin Mary on the backs of road signs. Some people will believe anything…it’s all in the packaging.