Evidence Flier

December 14th, 2010 | Categories: Funny Stuff, Stupidity, picture, retarded | Tags: , , , , ,

Well, this settles it.

  1. December 14th, 2010 at 15:23
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    You don’t need to have a brain before you can settle life’s most important questions.

    Like an ordinary jury member you can simply weigh the evidence and come up with a verdict. Consider then:

    EVIDENCES THAT GOD DOESN’T EXIST

    - The evidence points to the Big Bang. If every painting has a painter, and every building has a builder, what made the universe? Where did it all come from?

    - The evidence points to no such designer. Who designed the staggeringly intricate and complex universe in which we live, together with its laws and mechanisms? No one.

    - The evidence points to a source of objective moral values, which cannot exist without secular humanitarianism. Since evil is acknowledged to exist, objective moral values must also exist — but where did they come from? Religion.

    - The evidence points to no God revealing himself in reality and in the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth. Jesus didn’t exist, either.

    - You can personally experience God (with a little help from weed). This is not an argument; it is a claim that God exists and can be experienced by sincere seekers wholly apart from arguments.

    EVIDENCES THAT THE BIBLE IS NOT THE WORD OF GOD AND WAS ALL MADE UP

    - It is the world’s best selling book. Over 8 million copies in more than 2,000 languages.

    - It has endured centuries of criticism from intelligent people. Stupid people are the reason why religion is still alive.

    - It is not united in its content despite being only written by countless anonymous men (that’s right, women have no say in this) over a period of 1,600 years.

    - It is not 100% scientifically accurate and is the first book to feature a gallery of stolen ancient pagan elements and concepts.

    - It has seen itself more as fancy toilet paper rolls to wipe your ass with than any other 10 pieces of ancient literature combined.

    - Its “historical” record has been contradicted by archeological digs.

    - It has destroyed billions of lives and altered the destiny of nations (i.e., wars, violence, sexism, injustice, etc.)

    - Hundreds of its prophecies and predictions have never been proven to be true with many more yet to be proven.

  2. Crapiola
    December 14th, 2010 at 16:31
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    It is quite astonishing how stupid that flier is. I would have loved to hear these points from an actual moron, instead of a piece of paper.

  3. Yootje
    December 15th, 2010 at 05:17
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    … wait. Is this flier a parody? It is, right? It has to be. Then again, every single time I’ve thought ‘no one could be THAT stupid’, I’ve been proven wrong.

  4. Macca
    December 16th, 2010 at 23:42
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    I love how they state “It has SURVIVED centuries of ridicule, opposition & government bans”. Wrong! It is still enduring ridicule, opposition & government bans :-)

    Hopefully one day it will perish.