Fundie Ramblings: Part 19

March 13th, 2011 | Categories: Fundie Ramblings, Funny Stuff, retarded, Stupidity | Tags:

Have you heard the news? Scientists have created genetically modified mosquitos in an attempt to help control the mosquito population. Because mosquitos carry such a variety of diseases, scientists are discovering ways of reducing the population and ways of switching off the gene that allows malaria to survive inside the mosquito. It is a neat trick, but here is what we think of it:

If it takes a lot of REALLY intelligent scientists YEARS of study and millions of dollars worth of equipment to be able to MODIFY the gene code of the lowly mosquito, why can’t these same people see that the One who WROTE the original code and CREATED the incredibly complex insect was REALLY SMART? How can anyone with one eye and half a brain believe the mosquito (or any living organism) evolved by chance over billions of years? II Peter 3 hits it right on the head. The scoffers are WILLINGLY IGNORANT. Like a friend of mine said one time, “They had to have help to be that stupid. They could never have done it on their own!”

Eric Hovind (Dr. Dino)


When people talk about ‘evolution’ I tell them only a finished design is functional. And they usually get very quiet.

IamHis (Rapture Ready)


Today people are actually being educated to believe lies over the truth. This is being done intentionally.

Teaching people that space is vacuum in contradiction to Genesis is one lie that perpetuates others like the constant speed of light. This further perpetuates the lie of billions of years old universe. It’s one lie built upon another lie.

It is scientifically proven that light has a limited distance in which it can travel. Then how can it be constant. We’re back to “oxymoron”.

Kenneth Tyner (Creation Science Evangelism)


In the last 15 years, I’d bet that not one single person has been kicked out for “Being Gay”, except those that have gone straight to the command and demanded to be kicked out (for other reasons, or as an activist statement to get attention). We’ve had people with “Gay Pride” stickers on their cars and the Command looked the other way. In my last year in the Army, we had a soldier in our unit, that painted his fingernails, talked with a serious lisp, pranced around and openly talked about how much dick he sucked. Seriously. Everyone was too scared to say shit to the Command for fear of being punished. The Command knew he was openly gay and did nothing. This kid is a walking bag of HIV. This kid is not simply “Gay” (which no one would really care about), this kid is a Fag. He’s every bit of someone you would not dare depend on to save your life. If I were still in, I’d seriously consider becoming a conscientious objector, and getting out. Let the “Gays” have the military. Let it collapse. The screaming, crying 2% of society have gotten their way. Don’t think for one f*ing second it’s going to stop here. Within one year, you’ll hear the gays scream to get married in the military, draw housing pay for their gay “Partners”, get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya. Within the next two years, you’ll be hearing about trans-gender soldiers that need a sex change at Walter Reed and men wearing womens uniforms and women wearing mens.

KCJ (Moonbattery)


It does not say God created man and woman in chapter 1. In verse 27 it say that God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him ( singular); male and female created he them (plural).

Adam had both male and female organs. In other words Adam had the capacity to reproduce within himself. No contradiction.

drf333 (BBC Religion and Ethics, Christian Topic)

IamHis (Rapture Ready)
  1. Patrik
    March 13th, 2011 at 08:29
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    “It is scientifically proven that light has a limited distance in which it can travel.”

    Uhm, what? They keep getting dumber and dumber. Not that the other stuff, that I didn’t quote, isn’t stupid, but this is the first time I’ve seen this.

  2. Sandro Ataliba
    March 13th, 2011 at 09:18
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    The worst one for me is the last one. “Adam had both male and female organs (…) had the capacity to reproduce within himself.” is the single most stupid thing I’ve ever heard. Even if it WAS true, dozens of hermaphrodites are born around the world everyday, and they don’t have this capacity. This is idiotic.

  3. Andrew
    March 14th, 2011 at 15:03
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    “When people talk about ‘evolution’ I tell them only a finished design is functional. And they usually get very quiet.” Perhaps they get quite because they are in a stunned silence from your ignorance. I would love to hear their definition of a “finished design.” Maybe he could elaborate on why some organisms that are completely blind still have eyes. I guess those are “finished designs” too but what purpose do they serve? I love reading these quotes…I giggle to myself all day when thinking back on the self imposed ignorance.

    • Andre
      March 14th, 2011 at 15:29
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      The wheel rolls without being attached to a chassis.
      That one is the easiest.

      • Andrew
        March 15th, 2011 at 13:17
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        Or feathers were great insulators before they were used for flight. Or eye spots enabled organisms to sense changes in light. Or stout fins enabled fish to move along the bottom of muddy substrates before they were used for walking.

        There is no such thing as “missing links” or “intermediates.” Every organism that exists and has ever existed was in some way a transitional form.

        • Andre
          March 15th, 2011 at 14:19
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          Processors do what they do regardless of whether they are in a desktop computer or a phone. Steel wire is incredibly useful even before it gets made into a coat hanger.
          How many more of these could we do? I doubt this list has an end.

          • Andrew
            March 15th, 2011 at 16:42
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