Try And Spot The Atheist…

  1. Screwhead
    April 17th, 2011 at 23:47
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    Oh, hey, look, white people dancing!

    • Neutral Views
      April 19th, 2011 at 17:23
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      white people can’t dance!

  2. Andre
    April 18th, 2011 at 01:34
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    That poor kid was probably just so uncomfortable.

  3. Markus
    April 18th, 2011 at 02:17
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    So what’s the objective here? The guy or gal with the most uncoordinated and ridiculously out of step dance moves is the most pious?

    C’mon man. The way some of these dumb asses move around, it’s only a matter of time before somebody ends up in the emergency room with a concussion or compound fracture. If this is how it has to be then dammit wear a freaking helmet.

    • Screwhead
      April 18th, 2011 at 12:18
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      Markus :So what’s the objective here? The guy or gal with the most uncoordinated and ridiculously out of step dance moves is the most pious?

      Physical activity increases blood and oxygen flow to the brain and causes the release of dopamine, glutamate, norepinephrine, and serotonin, so all this dancing around essentially gets them feeling ‘high’ and ‘good’, and also increases cognition.

      So, they feel euphoric and have increased cognition, which makes them relate the feeling to the location/activity – being in church and ‘feeling the presence of the holy spirit’.

  4. Redirected
    April 18th, 2011 at 06:41
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    Yes, Didn’t you know ?
    The Holy Spirit manifests itself in epileptic seizures, unbridled fits, lapses in consciousness, drug interactions and an occasional gluten allergy.

  5. Derby
    April 18th, 2011 at 08:40
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    I love the chick that shoves the guy down about 1:34! (Seriously though, everyone who has ever tried to shove their religion down myh throat has seemed to have a problem with dancing. So, as long as I wave a hanky and do it in church, it’s an expression of the “holy ghost”?? Shoot, using that logic, imagine all the fun we could have under the auspices of “church”. Just sayin.)

  6. G Wiz
    April 18th, 2011 at 09:06
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    I thought it was a sin to dance -

  7. wpg420
    April 18th, 2011 at 10:31
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    Got here via a link from Planet Atheism. What an incredible video, I literally LMAO. Thanks for posting.

  8. Neutral Views
    April 19th, 2011 at 17:24

    the guy spazing out on the floor? no? ok.. :(

  9. pinkie_
    April 19th, 2011 at 18:19

    Just so, so funny!

  10. Lurker111
    April 19th, 2011 at 18:38

    I’m sorry, I know competency tests for voting rights have been used, in the past, to disenfranchise blacks and other minorities. However, after seeing this video, I may have to reevaluate my opposition to those tests.

    Frighteningly stupid.

    • Yootje
      April 20th, 2011 at 01:48

      I sooo know what you mean. In my head, this little voice keeps going: “It’s a bad idea, it’s a bad idea… no, no, maybe it’s not such a bad idea.”

      • Redirected
        April 20th, 2011 at 06:09

        Even scarier than voting issues, some of these people will, or have already reproduced and are indoctrinating their children to act and believe like this.