Fundie Ramblings

Update: March 3rd, 2011

Every week or two from now, I, Greenworld, will compile some of the most outrageous and idiotic things religious fundamentalists say over the Internet. I hope you guys have as much fun reading them as I had compiling them!

Click here to browse the latest Fundie Ramblings posts.

If you have any hilarious or sad quotes to share that haven’t already been put up then feel free to submit your comments on this page and I’ll get back to you!

Have fun, and enjoy the bash!

  1. Beast
    March 9th, 2011 at 23:00
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    March 9th, 2011 at 22:53Reply | Quote | #2 I hate it when bible verses are quoted only by john x:xx for example. I threw the bible i had been blessed with away. It was given to me by an ordained minister who never said who had ordained him. He had the nerve to assign me verses to read and study at work no less. He was transfered else where shortly there after. His god smiled on me:).

  2. Alex
    March 15th, 2011 at 01:03
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    “Humanism is at the heart of Satan’s plot for achieving the installment of his man, Antichrist, on that earthly throne. This, economy is the ingredient within the human condition that must be brought into governance under Lucifer’s authority in order to close the great schism that monetary chaos has produced and continues´╗┐ to perpetuate. The chasm must be breached–not in order to make life better for humanity, but to give Satan a system of buying and selling that will enslave ALL mankind.”
    - IronMonkeyPalm2

  3. Egypt
    April 19th, 2011 at 05:52
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    Real brain power on dpilasy. Thanks for that answer!

  4. rtqnbm
    April 19th, 2011 at 15:37
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