Guess what? Apparently the all mighty powerful creator of the universe requires humans to form armies and carry out his will, because, you know, he’s not able to do it himself, instead he needs us puny humans to do his dirty work. Good thing nut cases like Huckabee are up to the task.
Huckabee Steps Back [...]

If you’re looking to kill some time and have some fun, you should totally sign up at this Huckabee grassroots webforum.
Tons of fundie nutjobs on there making hilarious comments like this:
 If someone votes for someone other than Mr. Huckabee, are they going to hell?
I believe so.  Huckabee is God’s candidate, and his miraculous rise in [...]

All this time I though Mitt Romney and Mike Huackabee were running for president of the United States; how mistake I’ve been all this time, the two are clearly running for pope. Seriosuly, who gives a flying fuck how much they believe in zombie jesus? How will this in ANY WAY make them a better [...]